The Authentic Jest-Book

  1. An onion is like a piano because it smell odious.

  2. Is a chimpanzee's bed cleaner than yours?

  3. The glorious posterior of its posterity is alas but a burning visit to The Spice Islands.

  4. "That what's shat, is not painted."
  5. These harmonious words have changed the lives of many. One person even remarked, "Nobody ever shat Gold!"

    Well mate, this episode of Ben 10 would certainly beg to differ.

  6. in nuce

    All good things sadly come to an end. Until then, the vagaries of our primitive brains can keep us company.